NASA – The Hairdo Specialists

Baikonur Beauty Salon

If your hair is not becoming to you, then you need to be coming to…

Baikonur Beauty Salon, and NASA will DO-UP YOUR DOO!!!

We specialize in all kinds of styles, from parabolic mild to simulation wild! From static electric, to big-hair eclectic! Book a flight for a cosmo close-up, and NASA will hook you up! Don’t worry about the true physics of reentry causing vaporization at hypersonic, NASA’s Special Effects Beauty Salon is ON-IT!!!

Directions: The Baikonur Beauty Salon is conveniently located on the steppes of Kazakstan, just a tad bit east of the dried-up Aral Sea man… The quickest way to get here is to head down to FLA via Intrastate ninety-five, exit at Canaveral Cosmic Airport, and hitch a ride… All flights are direct, so book early and we will have your beauty supplies already checked…

Cost: Tix for a visit to Baikonur Beauty Salon vary, but typically $100,000,000.00 and some change should do. Note, this price does not include NASA doing-up your doo, so please include some extra tax jingle for a Salon visit, and we’ll make you look extra cool… Even Mr. President is down whiddit too…


FakeX Fails Again Returning From The International Fake Station

SpaceX just failed in its third attempt to make history.

On Sunday morning it tried and failed to retrieve one of its Falcon 9 rockets, the CRS-7, after a supply mission to the ISS, which would have made it the first reusable rocket ever. But just a few minutes after takeoff, two minutes and 14 seconds to be precise, the rocket exploded into tons of pieces. It was traveling about 1 kilometer per second at an altitude of 40 kilometers.

“The vehicle has broken up,” NASA confirmed on its live stream of the event.


NASA Nutjobs Want to nuke asteroids


No, I’m not making this up.  Those liars, idiots, and nutjobs of NASA want to use nuclear weapons to defend us from asteroids.  Never mind the fact that everything they say is a lie, whether about space, the earth, asteroids, and even nuclear weapons.  The only protection we need is from the liars at NASA.  Let’s call this Operation Nutjob, as it will fit in nicely with their past operations:

Operation Highjump – Lunatics lose half their fleet trying to get over the ice wall

Operation Deepfreeze – Lunatics freeze to death journeying past the ice wall

Operation Fishbowl – Lunatics try to blow a hole in the firmament

Nasa prepares for real-life Armageddon: Agency could launch nuclear bombs into space to defend Earth from asteroids

  • Nasa has teamed up with the National Nuclear Security Administration
  • Using a nuclear weapons to blow up asteroids may work particularly well on medium-sized asteroids and comets between 164 and 492 feet 
  • But experts say resulting rock fragments may make the situation worse

Tomorrowland – NASA fanboy pile of excrement!

So many god forsaken questions are asked in Tomorrowland. It’s always Why are we doing this? Why can’t we do that? What’s Happening? What’s Going On? Who in the hell are they? What is that? So on and so on. This is one of the most tiresome and annoying movies of 2015 and for good reason. The whole movie is a mess. From it’s crappy acting to crappy story, there is no hope once the first quarter of the movie is over.

I was also disappointed. This is one of the best concepts I have seen in a long time and to see it used in such tripe is cringe worthy. First off, the movie begins with traveling to an amazing world. It has a great visuals design and lots of creativity and it’s a good looking utopia. We then have a girl named Casey finding a rare demo pin used to transport people to the titular world and now she is on the run with an angry George Clooney and little robot girl. Also, Hugh Laurie is the villain. Just saying.

The concept is amazing and it’s just plain sad to see it not used enough. Basically, the whole point of the movie is to show that we are coming to the point in history where the world will turn into a dystopia. But we can change that if we all can come together. That’s Great! I love the concept because I totally agree. But instead, the whole movie is done so poorly that it is too busy doing it’s biggest flaw.

The flaw of Asking Questions. I know people need to get information out of people to make the plot go on. It’s necessary. But when you’re making a movie, you have to ask questions once in a while when something big happens or when something is about to be revealed. NOT EVERY 10 FREAKING SECONDS! The problem also is that they are unnecessary! Very! But they keep asking them anyways and it gets really annoying!

The movie’s climax is awful. The whole battle scene that ends the movie takes place in an empty deserted place with two big robots, one laser gun and a teleporter that leads back to Earth. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!? Why not some place more lively?  I mean, this was really the best you could come up with?

I’m sad and angry that this film doesn’t succeed in what it’s trying to tell us even though it is clear. I’m not surprised at why this movie flopped. This is so far the worst film of the year. Stay away from this garbage. What was Brad Bird thinking?! Disney can do so much better.

The future ain’t what it used to be, says Tomorrowland, and it says it again and again. There’s a plot, but it’s slight, and it’s structured in such a lackadaisical way that the film’s stakes don’t even become clear until the third act (there’s actually a joke about this in the movie’s opening, which is the first part of a wrap-around, and which feels mandated by the studio in an desperate attempt to give the film some structure). Young Frank Walker goes to the 1964 World’s Fair with a semi-functional jetpack he has designed on his farm, and he enters it into a science project competition that gets him the attention of a mysterious young girl named Athena, and which gains him access to the transdimensional dreamworld known as Tomorrowland, or more correctly John Galtville. Then the movie jumps forward to today, to a world fifty years later that is ugly and falling apart and that has lost all hope. The space program has been shut down and everybody’s watching post-apocalypse films and everything sucks. It’s our world.

This is the world in which Casey Newton lives, but she’s a dreamer. She’s hopeful. She’s committing sabotage on the project that is dismantling the launch platforms at Cape Canaveral. And this gets her noticed by a mysterious young girl named Athena, who gives her a button that, when she touches it, gives her visions of the tomorrow of Tomorrowland. She starts to pursue it, and she ends up with Frank, now a bitter old man who has been kicked out of paradise. Then they fight some robots and shit explodes at the end.


The Apollo Moon Hoax? Valid reasons to doubt NASA’s historic manned lunar landings

The famous photo of Buzz Aldrin standing in the spotlight is a giveaway in that he is being lit up in a spotlight from alleged sunlight while the ground around him is shrouded in darkness! How can the sun put a spotlight around a particular person like a stagehand pointing a spotlight on an actor or singer on stage?! This was obviously a major screw up, and NASA was reckless for thinking that no one would notice or that they could get away with it. In fact, it was such a blunder that NASA even tried to cover it up by brightening the rest of the surface in subsequent versions of it. Why would they do that if they had nothing to hide?

Here is the original version of it by NASA, which was released to newspapers in 1969:

Here is the edited version with the surface brightened up for the Lunar Surface Journal to hide the discrepancy:

Apollo defenders can’t explain this at all, so they’ve resorted to deception by claiming that the edited version is the original. But Jarrah White proved unequivocally that the spotlight version is the original one by showing newspaper clippings from 1969 which showed that one in his YouTube video Moonfaker: Posing for Portrait. So again, why would NASA alter the photos if they had nothing to hide?


NASA – Why do you still lie?

Can any of the liars and hoaxers of NASA escape the pits of hell? Of course they can, as long as they admit the truth that they have spent their lives serving Satan’s lies. You are being exposed as we speak. Why are you still lying? Free your mind and soul and admit you have served lies. You have nothing to lose but your chains. Repent and trust Jesus. Your lies will be exposed soon. Why are you waiting?

NASA is a joke

NASA is a joke.

A laughable collection of liars and charlatans. The future generations of the earth will roll on the ground laughing with side-splitting pain that any human being was dumb enough to believe such pathetic lies. NASA is a gigantic horde of liars who derive their substance from deception. They will populate the nether regions of hell, which are reserved for the most despicable and pathetic haters of the creator: Jesus Christ. The hordes of NASA liars will split open the belly of hell as they descend into the pit to populate the nether regions for all eternity. Repent you liars, while there’s still time……

NASA’s Laughable spinning blue marble – clouds never move!

NASA has become the laughingstock of the entire world. Straight from the horses mouth:

This spectacular “blue marble” image is the most detailed true-color image of the entire Earth to date. Using a collection of satellite-based observations, scientists and visualizers stitched together months of observations of the land surface, oceans, sea ice, and clouds into a seamless, true-color mosaic of every square kilometer (.386 square mile) of our planet. These images are freely available to educators, scientists, museums, and the public. This record includes preview images and links to full resolution versions up to 21,600 pixels across.