NASA Nutjobs Want to nuke asteroids

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No, I’m not making this up.  Those liars, idiots, and nutjobs of NASA want to use nuclear weapons to defend us from asteroids.  Never mind the fact that everything they say is a lie, whether about space, the earth, asteroids, and even nuclear weapons.  The only protection we need is from the liars at NASA.  Let’s call this Operation Nutjob, as it will fit in nicely with their past operations:

Operation Highjump – Lunatics lose half their fleet trying to get over the ice wall

Operation Deepfreeze – Lunatics freeze to death journeying past the ice wall

Operation Fishbowl – Lunatics try to blow a hole in the firmament

Nasa prepares for real-life Armageddon: Agency could launch nuclear bombs into space to defend Earth from asteroids

  • Nasa has teamed up with the National Nuclear Security Administration
  • Using a nuclear weapons to blow up asteroids may work particularly well on medium-sized asteroids and comets between 164 and 492 feet 
  • But experts say resulting rock fragments may make the situation worse