NASA – The Hairdo Specialists

Baikonur Beauty Salon

If your hair is not becoming to you, then you need to be coming to…

Baikonur Beauty Salon, and NASA will DO-UP YOUR DOO!!!

We specialize in all kinds of styles, from parabolic mild to simulation wild! From static electric, to big-hair eclectic! Book a flight for a cosmo close-up, and NASA will hook you up! Don’t worry about the true physics of reentry causing vaporization at hypersonic, NASA’s Special Effects Beauty Salon is ON-IT!!!

Directions: The Baikonur Beauty Salon is conveniently located on the steppes of Kazakstan, just a tad bit east of the dried-up Aral Sea man… The quickest way to get here is to head down to FLA via Intrastate ninety-five, exit at Canaveral Cosmic Airport, and hitch a ride… All flights are direct, so book early and we will have your beauty supplies already checked…

Cost: Tix for a visit to Baikonur Beauty Salon vary, but typically $100,000,000.00 and some change should do. Note, this price does not include NASA doing-up your doo, so please include some extra tax jingle for a Salon visit, and we’ll make you look extra cool… Even Mr. President is down whiddit too…

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